Most Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names

We know your paycheck is 100 times what we bring in each year, but does that really give you the right to adorn your child with a bizarre, made-up name that will probably guarantee a few jokes at their expense down the road? Every time an A-lister has a baby, it’s front page news for weeks and often times we look at these adorable baby pictures and then cringe when we read the poor child’s name. We’ll acknowledge every parent has the right to name their kid whatever they want, but just for fun, we’ve decided on our list of the most bizarre celebrity baby names.

1. Audio Science (son of Shannyn Sossamon): Best-remembered for her role in A Knight’s Tale, this less-than-popular actress may have used her child’s birth as a last ditch effort to gain some media exposure. Well played.
2. Moxie Crimefighter: (son of Penn Jillette): You may be a comedian, but that doesn’t mean you should make a joke out of naming your first-born son.
3. Pilot Inspektor (son of Jason Lee): Apparently unbeknownst to Lee, this is actually a profession, not a name. Perhaps playing the role of a redneck, country bumpkin on My Name is Earl has actually lowered his intelligence.
4. Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen (daughter of Frank Zappa): Though this isn’t a recent development since she is now 31, a name that outrageous deserved a spot on the list. At least Diva isn’t alone, with sister Moon Unit, holding an equally bizarre name.
5. Petal Blossom Rainbow (daughter of Jamie Oliver): Clearly an issue of separating work and family life. Jamie Oliver may be an organic chef superstar, but that’s no excuse for naming your child elements of nature.
6. Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson): Nothing from this family should really come as too much of a shock, but you would at least think he could come up with a better way to incorporate himself into his child’s name.
7. Tu Morrow (son of Rob Morrow): Naming your child to create an amusing play on words with your last name is something most parents joke about but, as a result of common sense, don’t follow through with. Don’t use your child as the butt of a practical joke.
8. Peaches Honeyblossom (daughter of Paula Yates): To be honest, what more would you really expect from this slightly unstable, British star. But hey if she was a yogurt flavor, she would be delicious!
9. Apple Blythe (daughter of Gwyneth Patrow): Perhaps the best known of the unusual celebrity baby names, someone must have forgotten to remind Gwyneth that apple is a fruit not a name.
10. Sage Moonblood (son of Sylvester Stallone): Another older one on our list, this unbelievable naming faux pas couldn’t go unmentioned. Even Rocky loses some cool points with this one.